faute_a_voltaire | (no subject)

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Hey Enjolras, can I ask for some advice?

Apparently they don't like it when you put cherry bombs in the school toilets. I mean, I TOLD them over and over again I was testing the structural integrity of the porcelain. That could've been someone sitting on it and the whole thing could've collapsed. If it can't handle a little explosion like THAT, I mean, what kind of flimsy not-up-to-code material are they making it from?

That is to say, of course, I have detention for the week.

How do I make sure I don't get caught next time? Because I'm pretty sure that was my only failing.

(Still learning!)

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Schools aren't built to withstand explosions. I believe you were caught not due to lack of stealth but too much daring. As in, you're likely the only one within the school who would dare to do such a thing. Unfortunately, there's no hiding from one's own nature.

Curses, foiled again!

That's okay. The detention system is extremely flawed. They make you sit in a quiet room for an hour and force you to do your homework or study. Once my homework's done, I just keep working on the book I'm going to write.

Oh and Yuri won't buy me an Xbox so can I come over and play with yours?

Xbox ruin eyes! TV ruin eyes! One hour nightly, that is all for TV or video game watching. You go outside if homework is done. Life es high definition, yes? Surround sound too! Es good for you. Fresh air make you strong.

I will so long as Yuri gives his permission.

Detention is only irritating in that it cuts through your personal time. There are some causes worth such a thing. Still, try to avoid it where possible.

As long as he es no bother, he may stay with you. Please to have him home by nine PM.

Yuri knows he cannot hold onto leash too tightly or little birdies will try to leave nest before they can fly, yes?

No HBO. When boy need to learn about sex, Yuri tell him all he need to know.

I'm sure he'll be thrilled with the lesson, Yuri. It's no trouble at all having him over. I've grown used to the background noise while I study.

If he cause you trouble, you send him for run. Five miles to city limit and five miles back, yes? Builds character and strong bones. Also he drink milk - good for body. Whole milk. None of this wussy 2% milk. 2% milk? What es other 98%? Fill with fake ingredients. Turn boy into tea rose!

Can't say I know that much about non-whole milk. Running is certainly far more preferable than other methods of punishment.

I'll keep him away from any explosives as well.

What? No! Explosives are good for boy. So he get into trouble. He pay his price, es fine. Toilet destruction against school rules. Boy learn three valuable lessons.

1. How not to blow self up along with toilet.

2. Some rules made to be broken.

3. Get caught, pay price.

Not..quite sure just why the rule for not blowing up toilets needs to be broken, but I can certainly get behind the others.

So HBO, bad. Explosives, good. I think I got it.

Boy explained it. Testing integrity of toilet structure.

Flimsy material, bah.

On other hand, Yuri no need toilet. Yuri like bear. Shit in woods. Wipe with poison oak. Maybe that next lesson for boy.

...I'm sure that will be a lesson he won't forget in a hurry.

Glad we see eye to eye!!

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